From the man on the pad - green slime, witches breath, troll teeth, bat wing tea!
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Well, hello again...its the other half of the Little Lilypad back again! What a busy few weeks its been. We have had lots of new stock in (that I have to constantly lug around) and lots of new friends joining our team. I know this as my other half continually interupts my sport viewing with excited whoops of '5 new followers' and '410 twitter friends now .. look look'. We have also had 2 baby shows, both of which I attended feeling a little delicate (self inflicted) but admirably only managed to drop one boxfull of stock on my foot whilst on the numerous journeys in and out of the show. Luckily it was only the box of TeddyKompaniet BabiBoo comforters (incidentally these are literally the softest thing in the world) so no real disaster.
I will leave you with a question and a revelation.
Question: Do all 5 year olds, despite being sound asleep wriggle and change sleeping position every 5 minutes? I'm mystified how they can be head on pillow, on their back at the top of the bed 1 minute and face down at the bottom with legs hanging out the next.
Revelation: If a child asks you to crouch at the side of the bath, close your eyes and open your mouth...dont do it! Theres a good chance a plastic teacup full of soapy bathwater mixed with Johnsons baby shampoo, liquid bath foam wash and what im fairly certain was a knot of hair will be poured in to your mouth. Dont worry though its just 'green slime, witches breath, troll teeth, bat wing tea." - Thats alright then.
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